It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Randomize
