She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
It's shark week go big or go home
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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