What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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