i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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