Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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