i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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