But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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