Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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