so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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