It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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