So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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