I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I have post one night stand depression
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