oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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