He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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