I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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