Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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