Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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