Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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