69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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