Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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