you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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