Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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