Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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