I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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