I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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