Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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