Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
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