This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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