sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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