my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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