it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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