I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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