Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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