I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Randomize
