I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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