Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I seem to have left my pride at pride
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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