were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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