why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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