I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
me + whiskey = a bad person
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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