Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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