Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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