you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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