why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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