Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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