Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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