South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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