Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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