Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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