"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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