Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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