if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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